My Life Be Like

I'm a good person i swear.

A Mental Illness Happy Hour listener whose list of fears matches mine four for four. Glad I’m not the only one.
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I’m afraid I’ll never finish college. I’m afraid I’ll finish college with student loans I can never pay back. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree and won’t be able to find a job in that field. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree, get the job I dreamed of, and hate it.


That last line is basically how I sext people.

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Plans for when I get my own place with someone I love

Wake up.
Have sex.
Make breakfast.
Have sex.
Go to work & wish I was home.
Come home.
Have a snack.
Have sex.
Watch tv.
Get distracted by sex.
Continue having sex.
Take a shower.
Have sex in the shower.
Cook dinner.
Have sex.
Go to sleep.

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I’m always all “oh my god I need a boyfriend wahhh” until I give myself an orgasm, and then I’m like lol who needs boys

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