My Life Be Like

I'm a good person i swear.

dutchster:

when i’m a pinky toe and i see the corner of a piece of furniture

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coolscar:

"ive been kicked in the balls so i know what period cramps feel like"

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queenoftheimps:

FILE THIS UNDER “JOKES I DID NOT GET WHEN I SAW THE MOVIE AS A CHILD”.

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itsrebeccablack:

unprime:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and your friend tries to start singing with you

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HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING AROUND

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

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